Really, really short entomology books

You guys will take your family to restaurant where some bozzoo with a Red Nose and shoe you could water ski with and give you crappy food in a box.

Go sit in a Waffle House, better yet, take your kids. Just have them look around, if they do not finish high school, this may well be their future employer. Of course you will need lots of tattoos, multi-colored hair, piercing in ears, nose, lips, tongue and in places covered by underwear. And by the time you realize your errant ways, a guy like me will walk in and tell you that you look like a Rectal Orifice and you will take it as a compliment, dumb ass.

However, the foods great, the entertainment is out of the world (read the first paragraph again, if you still don't get it, ask for an application!!) and you can fart loud and no one will be offended. Most have a juke box where you can get a full dose of Red Necks, White Socks and PBR.

Is life great or what?

What do you get when you put three Waffle House waitresses, the cook and dish washer together?

The Answer: A full set of teeth?

I'm on a roll now. Maybe I will write that book! It would be Global Best Seller. A new Pulitzer Prize Winner in the making.

I have made myself hungry. Where should I go?? Mmmmmmmmm?......