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Post by leptraps on Mar 9, 2017 2:58:57 GMT -8
Now I am no expert on Waffle House waitresses. There are some similarities. Most are rather large and hairy. However, most are tattoed, preirced about about everywhere, or so I have been told. (No, I have never looked and I know I could not stand the smell. Think about that for a minute!!) They are also very entertaining.
They have some exceptional skills,that only Red Neck women are blessed with. They can break wind exceptionally well and as a result, they can empty buildings and set off natural gas leak detectors. They speak a different language and know more four letter cuss words than most men. They also have several children, each with a different father.
However, they are generally very polite and are extremely efficient.
A reality check. Most are poorly educated, yet very intelligent. They are hard workers and caring. They make poor choices in their lives and struggle to better themselves. Long sleeves blouses cover up tracks. However, the know who my wife and are, What we believe and treat us with respect.
Cannot say the same for their Ex'es. (Husband's, boy friends and lovers. And never, ever, do not even think about insulting them. A lastly, they are all armed and have used a weapon in the Ex'es.
A visit to the Waffle House, good food at a fair price and excellent service. The entertainment is exceptional!
Rednecks, White Socks and PBR, yeehaw....
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Post by exoticimports on Mar 9, 2017 5:29:26 GMT -8
If anyone were to read this thread, they might enjoy its comical side, if not, they would believe insect collectors were mad hatters. Sunburned, poison ivy, stung by fire ants, wet, cold, blew a couple thousand on vacation chasing bugs. 15% of the interior home space and 20% of the garage filled with bug stuff. Can't get published without a PhD in entomology. Government hates you- can't conduct studies outside USA, in Canada, in state parks, or national monuments. Willing to risk life to collect along the open Mexican border. Your storage drawers alone could buy a brand new GMC truck- but you drive a POS hatchback which is stuffed full. And when your time is up you're lucky to find somebody to take your life's work for free. Who they calling mad hatters? |
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Post by rjb on Mar 9, 2017 5:59:05 GMT -8
And just another word on Brussel Sprouts, the science (mostly from wikipedia):
Brassica oleracea is a plant species that includes many common foods as cultivars, including cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, collard greens, savoy, kohlrabi, and gai lan.
Some broccoli haters are reacting to compounds called glucosinolates, which are present in all cruciferous vegetables (eg. Brassica). Isothiocyanates are derived from the hydrolysis (breakdown) of glucosinolates—sulfur-containing compounds in your mouth when you eat them. Some people taste these as intolerably bitter, and others can't taste them at all. The difference is genetic.
For some of us, Brussel Sprouts are the worst (most disgusting taste) but all of the above have the bad taste, just to different degree.
I would also say not just bitter- it makes them taste like rotting garbage. Maybe excessive boiling can get rid of most of the awful flavor, but best to just avoid the obnoxious cruciferous plant food.
The previous US President Bush got into minor trouble with farmers by admitting he hates broccoli. I was applauding his good culinary discernment.
Scientists think these same isothiocyanates are exactly what makes these vegetables help prevent cancer. So skip the broiled steak and have brussel sprouts? I'll take my chances, thank you!
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Post by mikelock34 on Mar 9, 2017 9:41:01 GMT -8
Science is for suckers!!!
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Post by leptraps on Mar 9, 2017 9:53:08 GMT -8
I read someplace (Mad Magazine?) that the only difference between Brussel Sprouts and Horse $hit was smell. They claimed the Hosre $hit had a rather pleasant smell.
Also, the horse refused to eat Brussel Sprouts.
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Post by leptraps on Mar 9, 2017 10:02:12 GMT -8
How in the world did this topic start with Big Foot, turn to Brussel Sprouts, waffle house waitresses, Star Trek, Faith in God and now, Horse $hit.
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Post by mikelock34 on Mar 9, 2017 10:07:08 GMT -8
How in the world did this topic start with Big Foot, turn to Brussel Sprouts, waffle house waitresses, Star Trek, Faith in God and now, Horse $hit. Science in action. |
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Post by leptraps on Mar 9, 2017 13:48:11 GMT -8
Science in Action.
Let me eat some "Greasy Beans"."Sauerkraut" and a couple hard boiled eggs and I'll show you science in Action.
NARF juice here we come!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 14:39:26 GMT -8
My explanation is winter boredom for the rest of you. I'm just cracked. I'll add a MRI to the CAT scan I've scheduled just be be on the safe side.
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Post by bluemoth on Mar 23, 2017 10:48:33 GMT -8
Well winter boredom will soon turn to spring joy when the insects start coming out! But you will also see and hear of amazing things in regards to Bigfoot this year as well. I will be meeting some of the Bigfoots I talk to before September comes of this year. The Bigfoots will allow me to take a video of them. I will make sure this video gets posted all over the internet some how and made free for every one to see. This is not fake stuff that is happening. The cat will be let out of the bag in a big way ( a second thing ) just be for or during September. Keep checking the Bigfoot networks. Amazing and incredible things will happen this year. I will post ware a video of Bigfoot can be seen when I have it. I am not sure of an exact time when I will meet the Bigfoots.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2017 20:59:43 GMT -8
A woman in northern Idaho said she hit a deer and wrecked her car because she saw bigfoot chasing a deer next to the road and it caused the deer to run out in front of her. Hope bigfoot has full coverage insurance or he could be in hot water with the woman's insurance company. My guess is it was a uninsured teenage bigfoot and his parents will have to take care of the mess.
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Post by 58chevy on Mar 26, 2017 7:00:55 GMT -8
Some broccoli haters are reacting to compounds called glucosinolates, which are present in all cruciferous vegetables (eg. Brassica). Isothiocyanates are derived from the hydrolysis (breakdown) of glucosinolates—sulfur-containing compounds in your mouth when you eat them. Some people taste these as intolerably bitter, and others can't taste them at all. The difference is genetic.
I never liked Brussels sprouts, but my mom tried to convince me they tasted good. Now I can give her a scientific explanation of why they taste bad. Wish I knew that when I was a kid.
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Post by exoticimports on Mar 27, 2017 7:18:40 GMT -8
I don't mind sprouts eaters voting, but some others scare me. I won't mention any names.
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Post by leptraps on Mar 29, 2017 4:15:29 GMT -8
I have voted for the same individual in the past 15 or 20 presidential elections. He is a write in candidate. He even beats Mikey Mouse and Daffy Duck. Goofy has been known to run a close 2nd more than once. The 2016 presidential election was the first election I voted for an actual candidate on the ballot. I do not like the man, but I dislike her even more.
Dizzy Dame is what my father called her. Wait a minute, I got it!! Could she be Mrs. Sasquatch?
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Post by jhyatt on Mar 29, 2017 4:48:46 GMT -8
Some broccoli haters are reacting to compounds called glucosinolates, which are present in all cruciferous vegetables (eg. Brassica). Isothiocyanates are derived from the hydrolysis (breakdown) of glucosinolates—sulfur-containing compounds in your mouth when you eat them. Some people taste these as intolerably bitter, and others can't taste them at all. The difference is genetic. The situation is very similar with cilantro, which some love and some hate. It contains a smallish (8-carbon, as I recall) branched-chain aldehyde which most of the population cannot taste, but which tastes strongly of soap to perhaps 25% of people. Personally, I can't stand the taste of cilantro, but broccoli is OK by me. Cheers, jh |
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