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Post by phanaeus1 on Feb 16, 2019 17:43:24 GMT -8
Honorable Sir,the Politically Correct Term is not "Hussie" but "female of questionable moral values"
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Post by leptraps on Feb 17, 2019 5:34:19 GMT -8
Let me repeat: I am not nor have I ever been politically correct. Fat Ass works best for me! Especially with Wal-Mart hussies.
I know some delightful women, some who attend my Church, who carry a few extra pounds. They dress appropriately and act like a true cultured Christian women. And they are intelligent and easy to converse with.
I met Ms Betty in Sunday School at the church I grew up in. We fell in love with each other and remained in love until she drew her last breath. Yes we had arguments, but we always managed to settle them with a kiss. I am sorry or I forgive you were spoken from the heart in our home. We were a couple. Anyone who knew us knew who I was and who she was and that we were fully committed to each other.
Ms Betty was an outstanding wife, companion, side kick, partner in crime, supporter and encourager. And she was my lover.
I never raised my hand to her, not once, never ever thought of doing so. We never went to sleep at night mad at each other.
Now if you dress, speak and look like a fat ass hussie and you cross my path, your presence has an effect on the cycling of my brain which then engages my mouth. I have a difficult time controlling what I say. However, it is the truth.
If you do not believe me, ask Milo Tenarius Tulaqua the fifth. He will straighten you out.
There are true Ladies. There are also loud mouthed, obnoxious, Tattooed, Fat Ass, uneducated, need a shower and a shave women. You can meet them anytime you go to Wal-Mart, and occasionally at a Waffle House.
If you have any questions,ask Milo Tenarius Tulaqua the fifth.
And if I have offended anyone with these post. Too bad!
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Post by joachim on Feb 28, 2019 16:39:14 GMT -8
oh, these are the ones you met? |
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Post by leptraps on Mar 1, 2019 4:21:51 GMT -8
We go the the same Wal-Mart. The last time I attempted to take pictures of some Wal-Mart beauties, my digital camera and the camera in my Smart phone both died. If someone told one of these Tubbalards to go haul ass, it might take them a couple of trips.
And just think about this, someone is kissing them. Just thinking about that makes me want to hurl....
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Post by joachim on Mar 1, 2019 9:51:57 GMT -8
If you lie in the sun on the beach and people from greenpeace try to get you into the water..... you are too thick
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Post by Adam Cotton on Mar 1, 2019 14:04:26 GMT -8
Somehow I think the meaning is lost in translation (I assume the original comment is in German).
Adam.
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Post by joachim on Mar 1, 2019 14:15:40 GMT -8
Yes greenpeace is saving whales, when they are stranded. So maybe you ( not you ) one is mistaken and people think you are a stranded whale.
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Post by leptraps on Mar 1, 2019 14:25:04 GMT -8
These fine examples of human origins have extraordinarily large turd cutters.
Did I say that right?
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Post by phanaeus1 on Mar 1, 2019 21:21:32 GMT -8
If you chronically tease/annoy the Walmartians you may be taken up into their "Gluteus Maximus" space pods (located on the rear of their bodies) and disappear forever...
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Post by leptraps on Mar 2, 2019 5:19:16 GMT -8
There is something about Wal-Mart that attract these chunkie porkers, and at times like flies to fresh juicy turd. What I really want to know is where they buy their clothes. I actually visit the women's apparel (With Ms Betty as my protection) department at Wal-Mart. The sizes start at Petite to 3X. And I wear a 2XL in shirts. However, I picked up a pair of 3X ladies pants when I heard my wife's sweet voice say:" No No Ozobay". Ozobay is pig Latin for Bozo. (I do not have all day to explain Pig Latin. Does anyone out there speak "Pig Latin"??)
Once I hear Ozobay, I know I have reached my limits and it is time to STFU.
Anywho, when I got home I went on line to lookup extra large womens clothes. I found a size 36XXL. So then I googled "How many inches in a woman's size 36XXL". The answer, one Large Fat Ass.
I went to bed last night and feel asleep contemplating the words, "Fat Ass". I woke up with a start, "Space Aliens".
Thank explains it all......
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Post by exoticimports on Mar 2, 2019 5:41:22 GMT -8
I speak pig Latin. Still have to be careful. I was with a group in a restaurant, we were conversing in German when we realized the party next to us was eavesdropping. So we switched to Mandarin and would you believe it, we could tell they were following that language as well.
At home I try to get the family to use Pidjin so we can converse discreetly but they don’t show a lot of interest. My kid wants to take Spanish, even though I suggest French.
As a youth we would use “ mokele Membe” to refer to excessively sized females. I believe it’s Swahili. We could shout it as loud as we liked with no risk of dirty looks.
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Post by 58chevy on Mar 2, 2019 8:02:36 GMT -8
Where did your family learn to speak so many languages?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2019 8:12:09 GMT -8
My mother and grandmother would use pig Latin to talk about things freely in front of me when I was a kid. It really pissed me off and then I figured out their secret language and one day to their bewilderment I started talking to them in it. That was the end of the pig Latin days.
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